Friday, February 09, 2007
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Marmaduke prepares to devour a porcine houseguest's piece of cake, then rape her in the missionary position. His owner-girl explains to the woman that this is all perfectly acceptable, because Marmaduke can have anything he wants, and right now Marmaduke wants cake and non-consensual sex with a pig-lady.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Marmaduke's owner-man paid a minor to clear snow from his house's walkway, but at some point he or she was intercepted by Marmaduke and compelled (possibly by bribery or trickery, but almost certainly through threats of physical violence) to shovel a path in front of his doghouse. How Marmaduke (who is a dog and cannot speak) was able to communicate his wishes to the snow shoveller is beyond me.